CURRENT NEWS

June Meetings: Misty Kruger, Chairman

June 29th – Tom Hagen, Meteorologist Kansas First News

July Meetings: Nancy Foster, Chairman

July 3 -  Dr Marvin Wilson – Vitamin D update
July 13 – Fred Poldin  - PT’s Coffee
July 20 -  Dr Matthew Ricks – Skin Cancer Treatment
July 27 -  Stephanie Moore – Seniors Helping Seniors



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Stories/Jokes
From the Smith County Pioneer


Questions to kids:
-Q: What is the right age to marry?
A: Twenty-thee is the best age because you have known the other person forever. (Camille, age 10)

-Q: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
A; You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. (Derrick, age 8)

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          "The Alchemist Pot"
“Kids –Learning - Playing”
June 15, 2012                      Vol. 1  No. 32

 

80,000 PEOPLE …from 49 States visited the Children’s Discovery Center in its first year of operation. (Where are you Delaware?) Jamie Crispin, from the Discovery Center, brought us up to date on all the activities and events available at the Discovery Center. The inside is designed to help children from ages 1 to 11 learn through playing. Outside there are new walking trails with another 4 ½ acres yet to be developed.  School field trips enjoy the many activities and over 300 volunteers help all he visitors have fun. Try it! You too will have fun and enjoy the Discovery Center.

TWO LADIES…from the Shawnee County Health Agency will be our speakers this week.  Alice Weingartner and Allison Alejos will bring us up to date on all the services available from the Health Agency as well as comment on the recent sale of their building.

Rod (another winning ticket) Obermeier split the ticket pot AGAIN! Don Lee had his bade number called to win a SMORE and Joanne Kensinger’s names was called from the attendance list. A few people thought she had a home field advantage.

One for the Road:

Car in ditch -
Driver in tree -
The Moon was full -
So was he!
Burma Shave

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  “The Alchemist Pot”

              June 22, 2012                      Vol. 1  No. 33

Alice Weingartner and Allison Alejos…of the Shawnee County Health Agency gave us an in depth look at the many services available through the Agency.  On average, on a yearly basics, almost 7,000 people receive one or more services. The Agency is always looking for new services to offer and how to expand their services. Thank you Alice and Allison for your presentation.

WEATHERMAN…Tom Hagen of Kansas First News will be our guest speaker and hopefully will tell us when this heat wave will break.  We are seeing MANY days of 100+ days ahead of us. Stay out of the Sun and drink that water.

$30 FOR UNDER 30… Another quick mention that for the rest of this administrative year and ALL of NEXT administrative year any one age 30 and under, who joins our club can join for only $30 dollars.   

Mike split the ticket pot – The badge number called was our favorite #6 or was that #9. Either way, neither was in attendance. The SMORE went home with Ted as his name was called from the attendance list.

One for the Road:

The one who drives -
When he’s been drinking –
Depends on you –
To do his thinking!
Burma Shave





















 Pull off – The road – To change a flat – Protect your life – No spare for that! Burma Shave.